Celebrity Living Weekly: RIP 2006
Suddenly, it's getting crowded in here and I've got to hire more boatswains on the River Styx just to carry David Pecker's roadkill!
As hinted at a mere week ago, but it's now real, Celebrity Living Weekly has been put out of its misery along with two other AMI titles, MPH and Shape en Espagnol.
There is only so much celebrity crap the public can fork over money for, and something had to go.
Congratulations to Samir "Mr. Magazine" Husni for picking Celebrity Living Weekly as one of "2005's most interesting magazine launches," only a mere week or so ago. What's interesting about Celebrity Living Weekly is why it was created at all.
MPH, which was AMI's attempt at doing a Maxim-style car book, had no chance with automotive ads drying up. And Shape En Espagnol -- well, leave it to AMI to bungle a magazine in one of the fastest growing ethnic markets in the US.
What we need to do now is make some room down here for Mr. Pecker. Someplace where he can't take on any more debt and hide from board members seeking his skin.
David Pecker
ODDS OF SURVIVAL: 20% and dropping fast!
Die bastard die! He lied and cheated to the top, now its clear that sheer aviarios isn't enough.
Posted by: jesse | May 04, 2006 at 12:57 PM